IF YOU B'N A SWF ABOUT FIVE SIX
BLONDE HAIR AND WHITE YUPPIE BEACH SHOES
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY I.D. CARD
YOU'RE IT
AND DON'T GO TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AND THE EX-BOYFRIENDS YOU WANT TO IMPRESS
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND MY MOTIVATION
YOU DO NOT
EVEN IF YOU SEE-THROUGH BASTARDS HAD NOT KIDNAPPED MY ANCESTORS
AND MADE US PICK YOUR COTTON AND GRAPES
I WOULD STILL BE A BALLIN, PIMPIN, SMOKIN, THIEVING, RAPIN MAN
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MAN DOES
HE FINDS SOMETHING HE LIKES AND HE CONQUERS IT
WHAT HAVE YOU CONQUERED, WHITEY,
EXCEPT CRUISE CONTROL IN YOUR MINIVAN
AND FINALLY LEARNING TO PROGRAM THE D.V.R.?
SHIT, YOU PEOPLE GONE AUTISTIC
SO BUSY TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER
YOU FORGET THAT AT THE END OF YOUR NOSE
OMFG IT'S REALITY
THAT'S WHY THE BLACK MILLENNIUM IS COMING
AND WE TAKING OVER
AND YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN TO SAY ABOUT IT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S OUT THERE
BLACK POWER!
Monday, August 4, 2008
RAPE TAG
Saturday, August 2, 2008
BLACK MILLENIUM, OR, TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN
DARIUS T. BOOKER-WASHINGTON HERE
YOU MIGHT WONDER
WHY DOES A BLACK MALE FROM THE URBAN GHETTO
SET UP A BLOG ON THE WHITE MAN'S INTERTUBES?
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE
I AM PREPARING MY PEOPLE FOR THE BLACK MILLENNIUM
WHICH IS WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN
NOW THAT WHITEY HAS CHECKED OUT THE BACK DOOR
LET ME EXPLAIN
THE WHITE MAN IN HIS QUEST TO APPEAR SMARTER THAN HIS NEIGHBORS
HAS ACQUIRED MINIVANS, JOINED CHARITIES, BOUGHT (RED) PRODUCTS, GOTTEN AWARDS
EVEN COMPARED BOOK COLLECTIONS AND WHERE THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE
(NOT KNOW THEY SEEKING THE BLACK 2 THE BONE WHILE THEY ARE IN THEIR CUPS AFTER BOOK CLUB AND CAT CARE)
WHITE MAN HAS MADE HIMSELF IMPOTENT DOING THIS
THE BLACK MAN WORKS TOWARD STRENGTH, WHITEY WORKS TOWARD IMPRESSING HIS BUDDIES
AND SELLING EACH OTHER PLASTIC SHIT
I CALL THIS THE TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN
AFTER YEARS OF OPPRESSING THE BLACK MAN
WHITEY IS BOWING OUT
HE PAYS US HIS WELFARE
HE GIVES US EASY JOBS (JOBS AIN'T A THING FOR A MAN THOUGH MIND YOU)
AND HE DRIVES AROUND IN HIS MINIVAN
HIS SEVERED BALLS AROUND THE REARVIEW MIRROR
WHILE THE BLACK MILLENNIUM RISES AROUND HIM
MORE LATER
I GOT SOME BALLIN TO DO
AND A FAT OPTIMO
FILLED WITH THE DANK
FOAMING FUNNEL AT MY SIDE
AND SNOOP DOGG ON THE RADIO
BLACK POWER!
YOU MIGHT WONDER
WHY DOES A BLACK MALE FROM THE URBAN GHETTO
SET UP A BLOG ON THE WHITE MAN'S INTERTUBES?
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE
I AM PREPARING MY PEOPLE FOR THE BLACK MILLENNIUM
WHICH IS WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN
NOW THAT WHITEY HAS CHECKED OUT THE BACK DOOR
LET ME EXPLAIN
THE WHITE MAN IN HIS QUEST TO APPEAR SMARTER THAN HIS NEIGHBORS
HAS ACQUIRED MINIVANS, JOINED CHARITIES, BOUGHT (RED) PRODUCTS, GOTTEN AWARDS
EVEN COMPARED BOOK COLLECTIONS AND WHERE THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE
(NOT KNOW THEY SEEKING THE BLACK 2 THE BONE WHILE THEY ARE IN THEIR CUPS AFTER BOOK CLUB AND CAT CARE)
WHITE MAN HAS MADE HIMSELF IMPOTENT DOING THIS
THE BLACK MAN WORKS TOWARD STRENGTH, WHITEY WORKS TOWARD IMPRESSING HIS BUDDIES
AND SELLING EACH OTHER PLASTIC SHIT
I CALL THIS THE TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN
AFTER YEARS OF OPPRESSING THE BLACK MAN
WHITEY IS BOWING OUT
HE PAYS US HIS WELFARE
HE GIVES US EASY JOBS (JOBS AIN'T A THING FOR A MAN THOUGH MIND YOU)
AND HE DRIVES AROUND IN HIS MINIVAN
HIS SEVERED BALLS AROUND THE REARVIEW MIRROR
WHILE THE BLACK MILLENNIUM RISES AROUND HIM
MORE LATER
I GOT SOME BALLIN TO DO
AND A FAT OPTIMO
FILLED WITH THE DANK
FOAMING FUNNEL AT MY SIDE
AND SNOOP DOGG ON THE RADIO
BLACK POWER!
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