BLACK MILLENIUM, OR, TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN

DARIUS T. BOOKER-WASHINGTON HERE
YOU MIGHT WONDER
WHY DOES A BLACK MALE FROM THE URBAN GHETTO
SET UP A BLOG ON THE WHITE MAN'S INTERTUBES?

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE
I AM PREPARING MY PEOPLE FOR THE BLACK MILLENNIUM
WHICH IS WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN
NOW THAT WHITEY HAS CHECKED OUT THE BACK DOOR

LET ME EXPLAIN

THE WHITE MAN IN HIS QUEST TO APPEAR SMARTER THAN HIS NEIGHBORS
HAS ACQUIRED MINIVANS, JOINED CHARITIES, BOUGHT (RED) PRODUCTS, GOTTEN AWARDS
EVEN COMPARED BOOK COLLECTIONS AND WHERE THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE
(NOT KNOW THEY SEEKING THE BLACK 2 THE BONE WHILE THEY ARE IN THEIR CUPS AFTER BOOK CLUB AND CAT CARE)
WHITE MAN HAS MADE HIMSELF IMPOTENT DOING THIS
THE BLACK MAN WORKS TOWARD STRENGTH, WHITEY WORKS TOWARD IMPRESSING HIS BUDDIES
AND SELLING EACH OTHER PLASTIC SHIT

I CALL THIS THE TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN
AFTER YEARS OF OPPRESSING THE BLACK MAN
WHITEY IS BOWING OUT
HE PAYS US HIS WELFARE
HE GIVES US EASY JOBS (JOBS AIN'T A THING FOR A MAN THOUGH MIND YOU)
AND HE DRIVES AROUND IN HIS MINIVAN
HIS SEVERED BALLS AROUND THE REARVIEW MIRROR
WHILE THE BLACK MILLENNIUM RISES AROUND HIM

MORE LATER
I GOT SOME BALLIN TO DO
AND A FAT OPTIMO
FILLED WITH THE DANK
FOAMING FUNNEL AT MY SIDE
AND SNOOP DOGG ON THE RADIO

BLACK POWER!