SMELL YO DICK... NO BITCH, SMELL MY ASS

WHAT WE GOT HERE
IS A YOUNG LADY NAMED RISKAY
WHO WANTS TO KNOW
IF HER MAN BEEN BALLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG


[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafuckin time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurlz already done put me up on your ass tonight
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 oclock and I'm sleepin
It's late night and u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know your out there cheatin

Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like nigga where u at
That's fucked up, way u do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm dead sleepin, u trickin
In the club with dirty foot bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures

You was on the dance floor grindin
With a striper Ho named Diamond
You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
Fuck nigga u need to stop lying

Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
U want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine

U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, u want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get'er eye swole'up
And I don't give a damn wat your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck u mean

They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat
I wasn't even feelin Diamond like dat
I was wilin', but I wunt clownin like dat

That's allright, that's okay
Gon head believe wat your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures

I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa
Thinking I be down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round... round)

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Music fade]


LISTEN BITCH
I FUCKIN TELL YA HOW IT IS

EVERY MAN NEEDS SOMETHING TO SHOOT FOR
(FOR WHITEY, BEFORE THE MINIVAN, IT WAS WORLD CONQUEST)
FOR A TRUE NIGGA
IT'S BALLIN, PIMPIN, ABSORBIN CLUB LIQQORS AND FIGHTING
SO WE DON'T GET FLAB ASS LIKE THE WHITE MAN
WHO CAN'T EVEN PUNCH HIS MINIVAN

SO DON'T TELL ME YOU GOTTA SMELL MAH DIKK
BECAUSE I AM JUST DOING
WHAT NATURE, GOD AND MYSELF WANT ME TO DO



AND I AM TOO BUSY
SCREWING WHITE LAWYER'S DAUGHTERS
AND GUILTY JEWISH COLLEGE GIRLS
TO GIVE A DAMN
WHAT "RISKAY" THINKS ABOUT A TRUE NIGGA'S ROLE

I'LL DROP MY PANTS BUT
TURN AROUND
AND SHE CAN SMELL MY ASS

DO NOT KEEP A NIGGA WAITING

YOU MAY THINK
THAT IT IS VERY CLEVER
AND VERY WHITE
TO TELL THE BLACK MAN
THERE IS MORE WORK THAT NEEDS DOING
BEFORE YOU CAN HELP
HIS BLACK ASS
IN YOUR CLEAN, COLD WAITING ROOM
WITH SOUTHERN LIVING DRAPES

BUT I TELL YOU
THAT LIVING BLACK MAN
NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION MORE
THAN YOUR EXCEL SPREADSHEET

AND THAT IS WHY
I HAVE YOUR PHONE
AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM MACHINE

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE LIVED FOR YEARS
BY LYING TO EACH OTHER WITH LITTLE WHITE LIES
NOT THINKING THEY WERE DRIVING EACH OTHER MAD
SINCE THEY COULD NOT
STEAL EACH OTHERS PHONES AND GUM MACHINES
THEY WENT IMPOTENT INSTEAD
NEUTERED WHITEY PUT CONQUERING THE WORLD ON HOLD
AND GOT A MINIVAN,
HATED HIMSELF,
AND DIED BLESSED EARLY OF A HEART ATTACK

WHAT THE VIKINGS THINK?
THEY WOULD HAVE YOUR GUM MACHINE
BUT ONLY THE NIGGA GOT THE PHONE