DO NOT KEEP A NIGGA WAITING

YOU MAY THINK
THAT IT IS VERY CLEVER
AND VERY WHITE
TO TELL THE BLACK MAN
THERE IS MORE WORK THAT NEEDS DOING
BEFORE YOU CAN HELP
HIS BLACK ASS
IN YOUR CLEAN, COLD WAITING ROOM
WITH SOUTHERN LIVING DRAPES

BUT I TELL YOU
THAT LIVING BLACK MAN
NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION MORE
THAN YOUR EXCEL SPREADSHEET

AND THAT IS WHY
I HAVE YOUR PHONE
AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM MACHINE

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE LIVED FOR YEARS
BY LYING TO EACH OTHER WITH LITTLE WHITE LIES
NOT THINKING THEY WERE DRIVING EACH OTHER MAD
SINCE THEY COULD NOT
STEAL EACH OTHERS PHONES AND GUM MACHINES
THEY WENT IMPOTENT INSTEAD
NEUTERED WHITEY PUT CONQUERING THE WORLD ON HOLD
AND GOT A MINIVAN,
HATED HIMSELF,
AND DIED BLESSED EARLY OF A HEART ATTACK

WHAT THE VIKINGS THINK?
THEY WOULD HAVE YOUR GUM MACHINE
BUT ONLY THE NIGGA GOT THE PHONE