THE REBIRTH OF DARIUS T. BOOKER-WASHINGTON

SO I WAS ON THIS WHITE BOY FORUM
WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT METALCORE
WHICH IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW
IS LIKE DEATH METAL (INVENTED BY THE BLACK BROTHAS IN SUFFOCATION)
PLUS EMO
PLUS MATHCORE
WHICH IS HARDCORE
WITH INDIE ROCK
AND WEIRD PROG TIMINGS
BUT NONE OF THE COOL THAT JAZZ HAS
OR PROG DOES

(AGAIN,
WHITEY ATTEMPTS TO TAKE A BLACK INVENTION
THAT IS BLUES AND ROCK
AND TURN IT INTO CLASSICAL MUSIC
BECAUSE WHITEY CAN'T WRITE CLASSICAL MUSIC
NO MORE
BECAUSE WHITEY IS IN DECLINE
LIKE ROME OR MAYBE
THAT PIZZA AT THE BACK OF YOUR FRIDGE
CLOSER TO A MONTH OLD THAN A WEEK)

AND I GOT A BIT MAD
BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTED TO BE GOOD LIBERALS
BUT THAT MEANS
TREAT US LIKE LITTLE BROWN WHITEYS
NOT LIKE BLACK MEN, PROUD AND NOT-WHITE
DIFFERENT
BECAUSE WE ARE OUR OWN MEN
WE ARE WHAT WE ARE
AND DON'T FEEL NO NEED TO CHANGE

SO I FOUGHT BACK
LOL, WITH WORDS
LIKE WHITEY ON A CELL PHONE IN A MINIVAN
BLOVIATIN' ON HIS BLOG
BUT I FOUGHT BACK
BECAUSE I AM A PROUD BLACK MAN
AND I BOW FOR NO ONE
AND OUR TIME IS NOW

HERE ARE MY POSTS THERE
SO YOU CAN SEE
ZACTLY HOW A NIGGA
FIGHTS THE NILLA LIBERAL CONSPIRACY
TO DENY BLACK PEOPLE
THE RIGHT
TO BE BLACK PEOPLE

BLACK POWER!

*** BLACK PRESIDENT IMMINENT ***

WHITEY GOING DOWN
MINIVANS AND STOCK PLANS AIN'T GONNA PROTECT THAT WHITE ASS NO MO

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
THE WHITE LIBERAL IS AS SHEEP TO THE SLAUGHTER
THE WHITE CONSERVATIVE IS EXPOSED AS A LIAR
YOU HAVE NO ONE LEFT

YOU SPENT ALL THESE YEARS ON YOUR JOBS, YOUR INVESTMENTS, YOUR FANTASY RULES AND REGULATIONS

AND NOW THE BLACK MAN IS GONNA HAND YOU YOUR OWN ASS
WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE

R.I.P. WHITEY BC 2,000 - AD 2008

BLACK POWER
FOREVER!

SCIENCE CONFIRMS IT'S TIME TO KILL WHITEY

Austin, TX (Oct 12, 2008) - It's time to kill whitey, and kill him hard, a new survey by National Semiconductor Laboratory scientists suggests. "The evidence is conclusive," said Horatio Philegaster, PhD., hunched over a microscope. "The time to kill whitey is now."

"The above is 100% fact," said Darius T. Booker-Washington, author of the popular _Triumph of the Minivan_ blog which criticizes white people for their impotent, pathological, hollow pursuit of material wealth and gadgets while their civilization declines to third world status. "White man falling, black man rising, might as well help nature along," he suggested. "It ain't personal."

Caucasians, known in the vernacular as "white people" despite their pinkish or tan hue, were once creators of great civilizations in Rome, Greece, possibly India, and northern Europe. At this time, Caucasians are divided between ineffective stripes of politics while pursuing the good life by having hip media, swift places to live, supafly foodie goodies, fast cars and a sense of moral self-worth by helping the unfortunate, dispossessed, oppressed and simply un-hip.

Many Caucasians, dismayed at how their race has degenerated from world-conquerors into couch-sitting blogs obsessed with their Xbox 360s and arugula sandwiches, have given up and turned on the idea of collective racial alliance by becoming "Icy Hot Stuntaz," dressing like their favorite African-American gangsta rap artists and speaking in the Hollywood-mediated parlance of the ghetto.

"White people acting black is old news," said Philegaster. "Whitey has outlived his usefulness. It's time to kill whitey, and kill him hard. Don't yield the street to Casper. Just whip out that gat and end the drama. That's what our research says, and I heartily concur. Now if you'll excuse me, I gots some bitches to ball and the liquor don't drink itself."