Sunday, October 12, 2008

ATTENTION WHITE PEOPLE

WHY IS THE TRASH CAN ALWAYS UNDER THE SINK?

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR PASTY, VITAMIN-D DEPRIVED, DAIRY PRODUCT SMELLIN', ASS-REDUCED, IQ PIMPIN' HALF-ASIAN SELVES

A QUALITY NIGGA
WILL PUT THE TRASH CAN
IN THE HALL, OR IN THE CORNER

WHITE PEOPLE = TRASH UNDER THE SINK

WTF ALBINOS

SMART PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY -- EXCEPT NEGROES

Western society is not set up to nurture intelligent children and adults, the way it dotes over athletes and sports figures, especially the outstanding ones. While we have the odd notable personality such as Albert Einstein, we also have many extremely intelligent people working in occupations that are considered among the lowliest, as may be attested by a review of the membership lists of Mensa (the club for the top two percent on intelligence scales).

http://www.scribd.com/doc/8778/Why-Intelligent-People-Tend-To-Be-Unhappy

LOL MIGHT AS WELL TITLE IT
WHY WHITE PEOPLE ARE DECLINING AND NIGGERS WILL SOON RULE THE WORLD

BLACK POWER!

THE BLACK WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL

PURPLE IS THE CORRECT COLOR FOR A VAGINA

THAT WASHED-OUT FUCHSIA (COLOR OF WORLDWIDE FAGGOTRY MOVEMENT) IS FOR ALBINOS

I MEAN WHITE PEOPLE
HEH HEH HEHEHEHE

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL
PURPLE IS FOR KINGS

AND WE WAS KINGS
IN AFRICA
AND WILL BE AGAIN

BLACK POWER

ADMIT IT WHITEY YOU HATE US

LACKING THE BALLS TO SAY IT YOU SAY:

1. I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE BLACK
2. MULTICULTURALISM IS IMPORTANT
3. I SUPPORT AFFIRMATIVE ACTION
4. AFRICAN-AMERICANS NEED WHITEY'S HELP

BUT WHEN ENOUGH NIGGERS MOVE INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU MOVE. YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE GHETTO AFRAID TO BREATHE. WHEN YOUR SCHOOLS GET MORE THAN 10% NIGGER, YOU TAKE OUT YOUR KIDS. YOU LIKE PET NIGGERS LIKE CONDOLEEZZA RICE AND OPRAH. GET A REAL NIGGER OUT THERE AND YOU'RE HEADING FOR THE HILLS.

AT LEAST NIGGERS HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY:
GET THOSE ALBINOS OUT OF HERE

WHITE PEOPLE COUGH POLITELY
CHANGE THE CHANNEL
TALK ABOUT HOW SMART SAMMY DAVIS JR WAS
WTF

BLACK POWER!

YOU SEE BLACK CRIME EVERYWHERE IN YOUR MINDS

Q: WHY IS IT THAT WHEN WHITE PEOPLE SEE THE NEWS, AND THE CRIME SECTION COMES ON, IT IS NOTHING BUT A STRING OF MINORITIES INTERRUPTED BY THE PERIODIC WHITE PEDOPHILE?

A: RACISM. OBVIOUSLY. BLACK PEDOPHILES DO WHATEVER WHITEY DOES BUT BETTER, AND YOU NEVER SEE THEM. IT'S UNCONSCIOUS RACISM TO THINK NIGGERS AREN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR SEX CRIMES OTHER THAN VIOLENT RAPE.

BLACK POWER!

WHITE POWER?

WHAT EXACTLY DOES THIS MEAN?
WE ALL DRIVE MINIVANS?
MILK AND COOKIES AT JAIL?

WHAT THE FUCK DO WHITE PEOPLE DO
BESIDES GET UP IN EACH OTHERS SHIT
AND MOVE MONEY AROUND ON PAPER?

I AM AT A LOSS
FOR YOU ALBINO APES

GLAD TO BE
ETERNALLY
BLACK

BLACK POWER!

MULTICULTURALISM IS NO CULTURE

ULTICULTURALISM ALWAYS FAILS

BLACK MAN IN TOP IN 3...2...1

WHITEY'S GOT A MINIVAN

MINIVANS ARE COMMUNISM

THE RICH MAN MAKES YOU AFRAID OF THE NIGGER
SAYS WE GONNA STEAL YOUR BIKE

SO YOU MOVE TO THE BURBS
AND PAY THE RICH WHITEY MAN MORE MONEY
SAYS WE GONNA RAPE YOUR WOMAN

THE RICH KIND OF HAVE A POINT
BUT NOT REALLY

WORLD COMMUNISM AND EMO ARE THE ANSWER

BUST THEM MINIVANS

BLACK POWER!

WHITE MAN WITH DREADLOCKS

AND OTHER SYNONYMS FOR "USELESS FAGGOT"
DON'T GOT NO CULTURE?

WELL MAKE YOUR OWN
WE GOT BLACK CULTURE
WE IS PROUD TO BE WHAT WE IS

WHEN YOU GET OUT OF YOUR MINIVAN AND BOOT UP YOUR WII, WHAT IS YOUR CULTURE, WHITE NIGGER?

BLACK POWER!

RACISTS ARE NIGGERS

I WALK THE STREETS OF YOUR SHINY WHITE ASS CITY
AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE I AM THE DEVIL

THIS BLACK SKIN DOES NOT MEAN A BLACK SOUL
SURE, I LIKE TO PIMP, GET HIGH, BALLIN', YOU KNOW

BUT AM I EVIL?

THIS COUNTRY IS AWASH IN EMO RACISM
LIBERAL ATTITUDES TOWARD HATRED ENCOURAGE BIGOTRY

SURE, YOU THINK I SHOULD VOTE
AS LONG AS YOU OWN THE DIEBOLD ANTI-NIGGER VOTING MACHINE COMPANY!

IT GETS A BIG WTF FROM ME
THIS NIGGER IS SICK OF RACISM

RACISTS ARE THE ULTIMATE NIGGERS
AND WHEN WE FIND YOU
YOU GOING TO HAVE A BRAVE NEW WIDE HOLE

KNOW WHAT I MEAN

BLACK POWER!

HEATH LEDGER DIED OF BOREDOM

HEATH HAD A CHANGE OF HEART
SAW HIMSELF FOR WHAT HE WAS
KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...
HE COULDN'T STOP HIMSELF...

HE WOULD BUY A MINIVAN

SO HE DID THE RIGHT THING
RIP DEAD WHITEY

MORE SPACE FOR NEW AFRIKA

BLACK POWER!

FARRAKHAN '08

OBAMA, 08?
OREO PLEASE

YEAH, RIGHT
HALF-BREED
HE'S A WHORE LIKE THE REST
A DERACINATED NEGRO

THE MAGIC NEGRO WILL NEVER GET MY VOTE
NEITHER WILL HILLARY

FARRAKHAN IS THE ONLY TRUE CANDIDATE
IF YOUR SKIN IS DARKER THAN YOUR BEVERAGE

BLACK POWER!

WHY I DISTRUST AND DISLIKE WHITE PEOPLE

From the 1880s onward, however, mob violence increasingly reflected white America's contempt for various racial, ethnic, and cultural groups. African-Americans especially, and sometimes Native Americans, Latinos, Jews, Asian immigrants, and European newcomers, felt the mob's fury. In an era when racist theories prompted "true Americans" to assert their imagined superiority through imperialist ventures, mob violence became the domestic means of asserting white dominance. Occasionally, this complemented the profit motive, when the lynching of a successful black farmer or immigrant merchant opened new economic opportunities for local whites and simultaneously reaffirmed everyone's "place" in the social hierarchy. Sometimes lynching was aimed at unpopular ideas: labor union organizers, political radicals, critics of America's role in World War I, and civil rights advocates were targets.

African-Americans suffered grievously under lynch law. With the close of Reconstruction in the late 1870s, southern whites were determined to end northern and black participation in the region's affairs, and northerners exhibited a growing indifference toward the civil rights of black Americans. Taking its cue from this intersectional white harmony, the federal government abandoned its oversight of constitutional protections. Southern and border states responded with the Jim Crow laws of the 1890s, and white mobs flourished. With blacks barred from voting, public office, and jury service, officials felt no obligation to respect minority interests or safeguard minority lives. In addition to lynchings of individuals, dozens of race riots--with blacks as victims--scarred the national landscape from Wilmington, North Carolina, in 1898 to Tulsa, Oklahoma, in 1921.

http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/g_l/lynching/lynching.htm

On the afternoon of July 27, 1919, Eugene Williams, a black youth, drowned off the 29th Street beach. A stone throwing melee between blacks and whites on the beach prevented the boy from coming ashore safely. After clinging to a railroad tie for a lengthy period, he drowned when he no longer had the strength to hold on. This was the finding of the Cook County Coroner's Office after an inquest was held into the cause of death. William Tuttle, Jr.'s book, Race Riot: Chicago in the Red Summer of 1919, includes a 1969 interview with an eyewitness. This witness was one of the boys swimming and playing with Eugene Williams in Lake Michigan between 26th Street and the 29th Street Beach. He recalled having rocks thrown at them by a single white male standing on a breakwater 75 feet from their raft. Eugene was struck in the forehead and as his friend attempted to aid him, Eugene panicked and drowned.

http://www.chipublib.org/004chicago/disasters/riots_race.html

EVERY TIME I TELL WHITE WOMEN ABOUT THIS
THEY PUT OUT
GUARANTEED
WHITEY IS NOT ONLY THE OPPRESSOR
HE WALLOWS IN HIS GUILT
AND SO DO HIS WOMEN

DON'T MISS THE BALLS
BITCH

IT'S GOOD TO BE A NIGGER

DID YOU GO TO WORK TODAY?
I DID NOT

WERE YOU STRESSED TODAY, WHEN YOUR SUV WAS STUCK IN SMELLY TRAFFIC?
I WAS NOT

DID YOU WORRY ABOUT THE ECONOMY?
I SHO FUCKIN DID NOT

I WAS HIGH
I GOT LAID
I GOT HIGH
I WAS LAID
I PIMPED A BITCH
I BITCH SLAPPED A PIMP
I WAS POLITE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT
I SCORED A PHAT BAG OF DANK

AND NOW I AM HOME
IN DA HOOD
WHILE YOU, WHITE NIGGERS, ARE STILL STUCK IN TRAFFIC
SUCK THAT CORPORATE DICK FOR ME
NEED MORE FOOD STAMPS

LOL

BLACK POWER!

ASK A NIGGER: WHAT ABOUT THIS OBAMA GUY?

I GO DOWN TO THE PROJECTS AND OPEN UP MY MAILBOX, AND SOME CANDY-ASS ALBINO HAS WRITTEN ME:

DEAR NIGGER,

WHY IS IT THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT OBAMA ARE WHITE, BUT ALL OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BLACK SUPPORT OBAMA?

SIGNED,
A CONFUSED ANTI-RACIST

===================

DEAR CONFUSED

NIGGA, PLEASE

TO A WHITE MAN, BARACK OBAMA IS LIKE BILL CLINTON
HE PROMISES YOU HE WILL END RACIAL CONFLICT
JUST LIKE JIM JONES ACTUALLY
PROBLEM IS, LIKE CLINTON, HE IS A SECRET RACIST UNCLE TOM
HE WANTS TO OBLITERATE THE BLACK RACE AND REPLACE IT WITH MULATTOES

TO A BLACK MAN, OBAMA IS PROMISING WE BE LIKE WHITE PEOPLE
WELL WHO WANTS TO TURN DOWN WEALTH, FAME AND A MINIVAN

TRUE NIGGERS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM
HE'S A WHORE LIKE THE REST
A WHITE DISEASE IMPORTED INTO THE EBONY KINGDOM

I HOPE THE KLAN SHOOTS THAT MULATTO DEAD AND HIS BITCH WIFE TOO
ONLY THEN
WILL THE TRUE BLACK MAN BE SAFE
AND NIGGERNESS FOREVERMORE GUARANTEED

YOU DIG?

BLACK POWER!

WHY WHITE PEOPLE HATE THIS BLOG

BITTER ALBINO
DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER FRATRICIDAL WAR TO LOSE?

DID I INSULT YOUR MINIVAN
OR YOUR CAPRI PANTS?

DON'T YOU HAVE TAXES TO DO?

WHITE PEOPLE
I MEAN IT
NILLA, PLZ

BLACK POWER!

WHITEY REVEALED IN POETRY

NILLA
TASTELESS COOKIE
TRIES TO PLEASE EVERYONE
AND FAILS

THE PEOPLE WANT CHOCOLATE
THE BLACK PEOPLE THAT IS
WHO CARES WHAT THE ALBINOS WANT
THEY'RE MUTANTS

BLACK POWER!

BARACK OBAMA IS WHITEY'S TOOL

DEAR BARACK OBAMA,

POLITICS AIN'T A MAN'S JOB
YOU AIN'T NO MAN

YOU TELL US YOU ARE BEYOND RACE
WELL WHAT IF I LIKE BEING A FUCKING NIGGER?

YOU TELL US YOU RESPECT THE BLACK MAN AND THE WHITE
THEN YOUR PREACHER-MAN GETS BUSTED FOR WAR ON THE MINIVANS
YOU THROW HIM UNDER THE TRAIN

THEN YOU GO TALK TO SOME JEWS
AND TELL THEM YOU MAKE WAR ON IRAN
(WHO YOU SENDING? NOT THIS NIGGER)

NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT FINANCE

SHIT
OREO, YOU AIN'T AN OREO
AIN'T A MAN EITHER
THEY CUT YOUR BALLS OFF
YOU'LL RIDE TO WASHINGTON
IN A MINIVAN

SUPPORT REAL BLACK AMERICA
AND TERMINATE WHITEY BY TAKING
HIS WELFARE CHECKS
BEFORE THE MEXICANS GET THEM

BLACK POWER!

THE REBIRTH OF DARIUS T. BOOKER-WASHINGTON

SO I WAS ON THIS WHITE BOY FORUM
WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT METALCORE
WHICH IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW
IS LIKE DEATH METAL (INVENTED BY THE BLACK BROTHAS IN SUFFOCATION)
PLUS EMO
PLUS MATHCORE
WHICH IS HARDCORE
WITH INDIE ROCK
AND WEIRD PROG TIMINGS
BUT NONE OF THE COOL THAT JAZZ HAS
OR PROG DOES

(AGAIN,
WHITEY ATTEMPTS TO TAKE A BLACK INVENTION
THAT IS BLUES AND ROCK
AND TURN IT INTO CLASSICAL MUSIC
BECAUSE WHITEY CAN'T WRITE CLASSICAL MUSIC
NO MORE
BECAUSE WHITEY IS IN DECLINE
LIKE ROME OR MAYBE
THAT PIZZA AT THE BACK OF YOUR FRIDGE
CLOSER TO A MONTH OLD THAN A WEEK)

AND I GOT A BIT MAD
BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTED TO BE GOOD LIBERALS
BUT THAT MEANS
TREAT US LIKE LITTLE BROWN WHITEYS
NOT LIKE BLACK MEN, PROUD AND NOT-WHITE
DIFFERENT
BECAUSE WE ARE OUR OWN MEN
WE ARE WHAT WE ARE
AND DON'T FEEL NO NEED TO CHANGE

SO I FOUGHT BACK
LOL, WITH WORDS
LIKE WHITEY ON A CELL PHONE IN A MINIVAN
BLOVIATIN' ON HIS BLOG
BUT I FOUGHT BACK
BECAUSE I AM A PROUD BLACK MAN
AND I BOW FOR NO ONE
AND OUR TIME IS NOW

HERE ARE MY POSTS THERE
SO YOU CAN SEE
ZACTLY HOW A NIGGA
FIGHTS THE NILLA LIBERAL CONSPIRACY
TO DENY BLACK PEOPLE
THE RIGHT
TO BE BLACK PEOPLE

BLACK POWER!

WHITE PEOPLE LOVE THEY MINIVANS


Popular culture is so anti-minivan today that driving one is so counter-culture, so in the face of popular biases, so keeping-it-real, that it's almost punk rock. In a utilitarian way, anyway.

CARLUST BLOG


WE WAS KINGS IN AFRICA
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHITEY?
KING OF MINIVAN?

LOL RACE IN DECLINE

BLACK POWER!

*** BLACK PRESIDENT IMMINENT ***

WHITEY GOING DOWN
MINIVANS AND STOCK PLANS AIN'T GONNA PROTECT THAT WHITE ASS NO MO

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
THE WHITE LIBERAL IS AS SHEEP TO THE SLAUGHTER
THE WHITE CONSERVATIVE IS EXPOSED AS A LIAR
YOU HAVE NO ONE LEFT

YOU SPENT ALL THESE YEARS ON YOUR JOBS, YOUR INVESTMENTS, YOUR FANTASY RULES AND REGULATIONS

AND NOW THE BLACK MAN IS GONNA HAND YOU YOUR OWN ASS
WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE

R.I.P. WHITEY BC 2,000 - AD 2008

BLACK POWER
FOREVER!

SCIENCE CONFIRMS IT'S TIME TO KILL WHITEY

Austin, TX (Oct 12, 2008) - It's time to kill whitey, and kill him hard, a new survey by National Semiconductor Laboratory scientists suggests. "The evidence is conclusive," said Horatio Philegaster, PhD., hunched over a microscope. "The time to kill whitey is now."

"The above is 100% fact," said Darius T. Booker-Washington, author of the popular _Triumph of the Minivan_ blog which criticizes white people for their impotent, pathological, hollow pursuit of material wealth and gadgets while their civilization declines to third world status. "White man falling, black man rising, might as well help nature along," he suggested. "It ain't personal."

Caucasians, known in the vernacular as "white people" despite their pinkish or tan hue, were once creators of great civilizations in Rome, Greece, possibly India, and northern Europe. At this time, Caucasians are divided between ineffective stripes of politics while pursuing the good life by having hip media, swift places to live, supafly foodie goodies, fast cars and a sense of moral self-worth by helping the unfortunate, dispossessed, oppressed and simply un-hip.

Many Caucasians, dismayed at how their race has degenerated from world-conquerors into couch-sitting blogs obsessed with their Xbox 360s and arugula sandwiches, have given up and turned on the idea of collective racial alliance by becoming "Icy Hot Stuntaz," dressing like their favorite African-American gangsta rap artists and speaking in the Hollywood-mediated parlance of the ghetto.

"White people acting black is old news," said Philegaster. "Whitey has outlived his usefulness. It's time to kill whitey, and kill him hard. Don't yield the street to Casper. Just whip out that gat and end the drama. That's what our research says, and I heartily concur. Now if you'll excuse me, I gots some bitches to ball and the liquor don't drink itself."

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

SMELL YO DICK... NO BITCH, SMELL MY ASS

WHAT WE GOT HERE
IS A YOUNG LADY NAMED RISKAY
WHO WANTS TO KNOW
IF HER MAN BEEN BALLIN' ALL NIGHT LONG


[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga this is the 15th muthafuckin time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the fuck is you doing
Who the fuck is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My gurlz already done put me up on your ass tonight
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 oclock and I'm sleepin
It's late night and u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know your out there cheatin

Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like nigga where u at
That's fucked up, way u do me like that

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm dead sleepin, u trickin
In the club with dirty foot bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures

You was on the dance floor grindin
With a striper Ho named Diamond
You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
Fuck nigga u need to stop lying

Before I get mad and pull out my Nine
U want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine
But don't fuck hers, then try to fuck mine

U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u gone fucked'er
And I ain't that bitch, u want to play with
Nigga drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo, hey
Smell my dick? Wait a minute hold up
That's how a bitch get'er eye swole'up
And I don't give a damn wat your homegirl seen
When I was in the club, what the fuck u mean

They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat
You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin me like dat
I wasn't even feelin Diamond like dat
I was wilin', but I wunt clownin like dat

That's allright, that's okay
Gon head believe wat your homegirl say
A nigga like me, drink alot of liquor
Meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pictures

I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa
Thinking I be down the whole town
Even though I got enough dick to go around (round... round)

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

[Music fade]


LISTEN BITCH
I FUCKIN TELL YA HOW IT IS

EVERY MAN NEEDS SOMETHING TO SHOOT FOR
(FOR WHITEY, BEFORE THE MINIVAN, IT WAS WORLD CONQUEST)
FOR A TRUE NIGGA
IT'S BALLIN, PIMPIN, ABSORBIN CLUB LIQQORS AND FIGHTING
SO WE DON'T GET FLAB ASS LIKE THE WHITE MAN
WHO CAN'T EVEN PUNCH HIS MINIVAN

SO DON'T TELL ME YOU GOTTA SMELL MAH DIKK
BECAUSE I AM JUST DOING
WHAT NATURE, GOD AND MYSELF WANT ME TO DO



AND I AM TOO BUSY
SCREWING WHITE LAWYER'S DAUGHTERS
AND GUILTY JEWISH COLLEGE GIRLS
TO GIVE A DAMN
WHAT "RISKAY" THINKS ABOUT A TRUE NIGGA'S ROLE

I'LL DROP MY PANTS BUT
TURN AROUND
AND SHE CAN SMELL MY ASS

DO NOT KEEP A NIGGA WAITING

YOU MAY THINK
THAT IT IS VERY CLEVER
AND VERY WHITE
TO TELL THE BLACK MAN
THERE IS MORE WORK THAT NEEDS DOING
BEFORE YOU CAN HELP
HIS BLACK ASS
IN YOUR CLEAN, COLD WAITING ROOM
WITH SOUTHERN LIVING DRAPES

BUT I TELL YOU
THAT LIVING BLACK MAN
NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION MORE
THAN YOUR EXCEL SPREADSHEET

AND THAT IS WHY
I HAVE YOUR PHONE
AND YOUR BUBBLEGUM MACHINE

WHITE PEOPLE HAVE LIVED FOR YEARS
BY LYING TO EACH OTHER WITH LITTLE WHITE LIES
NOT THINKING THEY WERE DRIVING EACH OTHER MAD
SINCE THEY COULD NOT
STEAL EACH OTHERS PHONES AND GUM MACHINES
THEY WENT IMPOTENT INSTEAD
NEUTERED WHITEY PUT CONQUERING THE WORLD ON HOLD
AND GOT A MINIVAN,
HATED HIMSELF,
AND DIED BLESSED EARLY OF A HEART ATTACK

WHAT THE VIKINGS THINK?
THEY WOULD HAVE YOUR GUM MACHINE
BUT ONLY THE NIGGA GOT THE PHONE

Monday, August 4, 2008

RAPE TAG

IF YOU B'N A SWF ABOUT FIVE SIX
BLONDE HAIR AND WHITE YUPPIE BEACH SHOES
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY I.D. CARD

YOU'RE IT


AND DON'T GO TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS
AND THE EX-BOYFRIENDS YOU WANT TO IMPRESS
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND MY MOTIVATION
YOU DO NOT


EVEN IF YOU SEE-THROUGH BASTARDS HAD NOT KIDNAPPED MY ANCESTORS
AND MADE US PICK YOUR COTTON AND GRAPES
I WOULD STILL BE A BALLIN, PIMPIN, SMOKIN, THIEVING, RAPIN MAN
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MAN DOES
HE FINDS SOMETHING HE LIKES AND HE CONQUERS IT
WHAT HAVE YOU CONQUERED, WHITEY,
EXCEPT CRUISE CONTROL IN YOUR MINIVAN
AND FINALLY LEARNING TO PROGRAM THE D.V.R.?

SHIT, YOU PEOPLE GONE AUTISTIC
SO BUSY TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER
YOU FORGET THAT AT THE END OF YOUR NOSE
OMFG IT'S REALITY

THAT'S WHY THE BLACK MILLENNIUM IS COMING
AND WE TAKING OVER
AND YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN TO SAY ABOUT IT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S OUT THERE

BLACK POWER!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

BLACK MILLENIUM, OR, TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN

DARIUS T. BOOKER-WASHINGTON HERE
YOU MIGHT WONDER
WHY DOES A BLACK MALE FROM THE URBAN GHETTO
SET UP A BLOG ON THE WHITE MAN'S INTERTUBES?

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE
I AM PREPARING MY PEOPLE FOR THE BLACK MILLENNIUM
WHICH IS WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN
NOW THAT WHITEY HAS CHECKED OUT THE BACK DOOR

LET ME EXPLAIN

THE WHITE MAN IN HIS QUEST TO APPEAR SMARTER THAN HIS NEIGHBORS
HAS ACQUIRED MINIVANS, JOINED CHARITIES, BOUGHT (RED) PRODUCTS, GOTTEN AWARDS
EVEN COMPARED BOOK COLLECTIONS AND WHERE THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE
(NOT KNOW THEY SEEKING THE BLACK 2 THE BONE WHILE THEY ARE IN THEIR CUPS AFTER BOOK CLUB AND CAT CARE)
WHITE MAN HAS MADE HIMSELF IMPOTENT DOING THIS
THE BLACK MAN WORKS TOWARD STRENGTH, WHITEY WORKS TOWARD IMPRESSING HIS BUDDIES
AND SELLING EACH OTHER PLASTIC SHIT

I CALL THIS THE TRIUMPH OF THE MINIVAN
AFTER YEARS OF OPPRESSING THE BLACK MAN
WHITEY IS BOWING OUT
HE PAYS US HIS WELFARE
HE GIVES US EASY JOBS (JOBS AIN'T A THING FOR A MAN THOUGH MIND YOU)
AND HE DRIVES AROUND IN HIS MINIVAN
HIS SEVERED BALLS AROUND THE REARVIEW MIRROR
WHILE THE BLACK MILLENNIUM RISES AROUND HIM

MORE LATER
I GOT SOME BALLIN TO DO
AND A FAT OPTIMO
FILLED WITH THE DANK
FOAMING FUNNEL AT MY SIDE
AND SNOOP DOGG ON THE RADIO

BLACK POWER!